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swagmom2007:

when ur walking by people and they laugh

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ask-bombastic-blake:

Sass is the best way to avoid getting fined

(Source: nbc.com)

Posted 3 days ago

besturlonhere:

jncos:

All you have to do is make .gifs of yourself wearing an ill fitting suit and, like, a fucking bow tie or w/e and it’s like this whole website creams itself

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Posted 3 days ago

porkrub:

*me eating something*: this taste like ass

mom: how do u know what ass tastes like lol 

me: 

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romp2:

algae-orlando-bloom:

the fifth graders drew me weird shit at work

i love it

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meanie-monster-mutt:

tentadog:

this is how volly drinks

like a 2 day old human baby

i HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH A CUTE SNAKE I CAN’T HANDLE THIS

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dirtylittlechemist:

poyzn:

Animals that are patiently awesome.

Oh the last one!!