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chefpyro:

anyway

this explains so much about my sense of humor

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hi–ily:

i hate when someone tells me i shouldn’t be tired bc i slept enough like sweetie i could sleep for ten years and i’d still be tired

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juug-osiris:

amuzed1:

sourcedumal:

boredpanda:

Dad Of 4 Girls Tweets Conversations With His Daughters, Proves Parenting Is Fun

Lmfaoooooo children will roast you. Truly

The 5-year-old is SAVAGE. LOL

“I read her the instructions” 😂😂😂

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biandnerdy:

biandnerdy:

If you ever feel like you’ve fucked up just remember that Ireland accidentally legalized crystal meth

If you ever feel like you’ve fucked up just remember America knowingly voted in a fascist to lead them

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tastefullyoffensive:

Classic Joe (the news story is real).

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masterpost of fish names i really like

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bob-belcher:

Adele wins Song of the Year and Album of the Year and gives thanks to Beyoncé during both speeches

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