Posted 1 day ago

burgrs:

hotdammysammy:

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

its fruit i wont gain weight 

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(Source: h0odrich)

Posted 1 day ago
generationfree:

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.

generationfree:

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.

Posted 1 day ago

notquitephil:

invertedgender:

calling a man a “pig” is literally dehumanising how do some people not think there’s anything wrong with that how

Because chicks, fillies, birds and bitches never get dehumanised. Those vixens always get away with this kind of shit. Especially the heifers, they’re the worst. What cows.

Posted 1 day ago

stabs:

My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender

Posted 1 day ago
tanpom:

mrbiggsproductions:

michaelfieldstephens:

wherethestaplesat:

Finally I can shit without the fear of people listening in

thats some mlg tier shitter brah

the future is now

that is literally part of headphones photoshopped onto a toilet

tanpom:

mrbiggsproductions:

michaelfieldstephens:

wherethestaplesat:

Finally I can shit without the fear of people listening in

thats some mlg tier shitter brah

the future is now

that is literally part of headphones photoshopped onto a toilet

(Source: memecenterz)

Posted 1 day ago

abakkus:

fishwifemcguinn:

hilarydesign:

kurokotetsuya:

same

same

Pretty much

2003:

image

2014:

image

just fucking draw. don’t compare yourself to other people, don’t stop because you drew a lot last tuesday and you haven’t visibly improved. it takes time, effort, and a lot of perseverance. besides, no matter how “bad” you think you are, there’s still gonna be someone who thinks the stuff you produce is the best goddamn thing they’ve ever seen in their entire life. the artist you were five years ago would have their mind fucking blown by the artist you are today. so just draw a fuckton, because every new thing you draw is one drawing better than you were before.

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fencehopping:

Tim Burton received this handmade cake from his animation team and it’s basically the coolest shit ever.

Posted 1 day ago

(Source: memedong)